It turns out that they both like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain!

I'm very surprised that Myst isn't already in the Hall of Fame.

Oh, let's.

Well, I had…thanks for reminding me. Jerk.

Something something beaver.

Ya know, that Second Amendment might also have something to it…

That's not a loss, since he doesn't come around here no more.

But what about Justin Bieber?
Alanis Morisette?
Celine Dion?

Well, it couldn't have been April 20, because Canada does its dates day-month.

Like typical Canadians, anyone has the right to be topless in public, but no one ever is because that would be impolite and unseemly.

This is also the guy who wants to bring coal miners back. I'm just waiting for him to extol the virtues of lamplighters and shoeshine boys.

As if Nuke would actually know.

All these moments
Will be lost
Like tears
In rain

Nah, just the nuclear button.

It would let them concentrate it.

"But fashion is art!"

It's a damned hilarious book, even now. Perhaps especially now.

When the Red House Painters sing that, it almost sounds plaintive, and not schmaltzy as hell.

Man, everybody forgets the Jutes!

Yes, the whole trend for international nationalists is kind of weird.