AV Club as proof for the non-existence of a god — I like it.

Some of the worse shit to worry about in the US is caused by religious beliefs — just ask LGBTQ folks, or women trying to get reproductive health care.

Wait, so this dude really straight-up murdered his father? And his god is somehow ok with that?

Do you like Kipling?

To be fair, it sounds like there are a number of entities that do get together there.

Perhaps God is a rock lobster from Planet Claire.

de Rossi does a reasonably convincing American accent — it served her ok on AD.

Christians aren't perfect, just forgiven.

He's so fine.

Under what circumstances could someone tell they are drowning? Isn't the inability to converse part of the whole lungs-filling-with-water aspect of drowning?

I wonder if he's related to Paris.

It's called lordosis.

Perhaps she's a chick, bird, or broad?

Talk about having the fire down below…

The product description is great:

Does it have Snake?

But is that galaxy close?

Yeah, it's basically the Scooby-Doo plot.

So a fruity mojito, basically.

Do your friends all have Portia de Rossis?