Hmmm…perhaps that is also a strategy that could be used in the Middle East for oil…

You don't like him being all mavericky and saying all sorts of mavericky stuff like a maverick, and then voting exactly in line with Trump? Isn't he so mavericky?

I think you just wrote a Billy Bragg song.

What about when a radioactive spider bites boy?

Ya know, gun to my head, I might actually take Palin over Trump — I think she would be less likely to be effective, and doesn't seem to stoke the same neo-Nazi sentiments.

Yep, it is hard to fault the Post for their coverage, which was (and is) pretty outstanding.

But the second half-billion is so much better!

If you can't afford your own business jet, you probably won't be able to afford a trip to Mars.

Do you live on a coast and sip lattes?

Gas, Ass, or Grass — Nobody Reports for Free

So their slogan should be "Chemotherapy for the Republic"?

Man, I wouldn't want to be like you.

Repeatedly making "tasteless and offensive jokes that aren't funny or socially aware enough to overcome their offensiveness" about Jews and Nazism certainly qualifies one for being anti-Semitic. Perhaps not full on alt-right neo-Nazi, but there is no fucking way that any adult, especially one in Europe, and with…

I think Jim Kirk could have used that to disable a malevolent computer.

I think you may have gone to the Morissette School of Figures of Speech.

So if I paid someone to hold up a sign that said "Skip Bifferty fucks kindergarteners, probably because Skip was anally raped by all the males in Skip's family", but didn't mean it, it would be irony?

Something can be a "joke" and still be anti-Semitic.

It's satire…how?

Sure, it's easy to take paying two people to display a "Death to All Jews" sign completely out of context.

You pronounce "pie" and "pi" differently? Have I been doing it wrong all this time?