Eh, everybody has to start somewhere.

I'm not sure that distinguishes Kentucky from ISIS.

Tell that to the Scots.

Lemr.

99.99% of all planned blowjob parties end up being attended extensively by dudes

But it's the snarky part!

You didn't need the final bit — you have to trust your material.

Um…would Rachael Leigh Cook actually be at the party?

Yes, yes, dear — you are a young person who is cool.

Time for that remake of Family Ties.

It's Alien vs. Predator: whoever wins, we lose.

It is like she has no cause, and yet she is rebelling.

Hot take: there are some teenagers who are rebellious and hard to understand by their parents.

An uproot for obscurity.

It's a fantastic show.

So not: "you so dumb, Violetta ASS, youre posts here r fucking stupid"?

Was he breastfeeding from Olivia Wilde?

It's weirder still to think the actors would actually read comments, especially on free porn sites that are ripping off their paid work.

a destructive burst of horrific self-realization and inward-looking despair
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