South Carolina certainly didn’t feel this interested in standing for the US flag a little over 150 years ago.

“Where’s my drink...?”

Doesn’t he know that the rules changed a few years back? Catchers aren’t allowed to defend home like that anymore.

Gotta say, I’m surprised. That’s a pretty good view from the nosebleed section.

and after the third out he rose again in fulfillment with the scriptures

So...he has risen?

“NOW GO HOME AND GET YOUR FUCKING SHINEBOX”

Getting two extra bases because someone doesn’t know what’s going on is called “The Stanford Swimmer.”

Were you their when that kid got kicked out for drawing a swastika on someone’s locker?

I went to the same school as Darryl Strawberrry the school was a crack house and what we learned was that Darryl need to snort cocaine to stay alive. It was scary to be a part of that.

When you bumped into him, did he throw his arms up and flop?

It’s nice to know that with all the pain and suffering in this world, that there are still some things to smile about.

Don’t listen to the scary man, honey. We’ll go at least 4-12 in 2073.

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This is going to be fun. The one thing you know with Russia is that they will accept this ruling gracefully and not threaten retaliation.

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Not the first time we’ve seen an Arian in Austria

When is he gonna get the call to the bigs?