Knows how much a truffle costs.  Imagines the price of a truffle sweetener.  Wonders how this becomes commercially viable. 

Thirty years from now we will look back at this as the beginning of the epidemic of shiitake ears on our children.   Seriously, Aspartame was assembled in a lab by a woman chemist who, late in her life, was in an assisted living facility where my wife worked.  My wife used to make tea for her and the lady told my wife…

“Subway, we do other things badly.”

Well, Karen is originally a Danish name.

First amendment doesn’t apply to private companies, those same platforms are pushing to make them exempt from liability for content on their platforms. 

The platforms would be well within their rights to remove these videos. It’s considered reasonable moderation under Section 230. Ironically, in this situation, forcing the platforms to leave the content up would be a first amendment violation covered under the Compelled Speech Doctrine.

Yikes. A rich douche-bro. What are the chances the car ISN’T beat like a rented mule? The affluenza wafts off him like a soupy miasma.

Its a no-go for me for the same reasons you just outlined. Walmart tires get a pass on a $1500 Chevy Cavalier. They don’t on a 5 year old Mercedes, and they certainly don’t on a freaking Ferrari. Why have a Ferrari if you don’t put good rubber on it?

I was really ready to jump to clichés like “no manual, no care” and “the cheapest Ferrari is the most expensive Ferrari” but was honestly kind of curious at this price, as I’ve always loved the 360.

Not enough, he should also have to pay for everyone’s ticket on that plane as well...Better yet, the passengers should have duct tapped him there and kept going. You mess around at 20K feet in the air and you’re getting chocked out.

The state of Texas requires that peace officers have at least either a high school diploma, GED or were honorably discharged from the military after at least 24 months of active-duty service.

As I read it, the Air France statement says that this row was left empty on the next flight; and only after these passengers brought this to the crew’s attention. So it seems that there is no process whereby the cleaning crew can effect an exception condition that would remove seats from availability.

So, Patriot Pickles purloined previous pickle partner’s proprietary process to provide parallel product to popular provisioner?

Meh. The vast majority of movies are one time views. I’m glad not to be saddled with a physical object for every movie (and show) I’ve ever seen. The last thing I need is a Bluray edition of Crater or 10,000 other mediocre things I’ve seen.

Was literally featured on the show, at the same dealer. The passed hard on it, and that’s at the $1.5M that the dealership wanted five years ago. They’re adjusting the price in the wrong direction, and deserve to be stuck with it until they go out of business.

Nahhh - that doesn’t fly. The thing is just ugly. I think most of us - author included - are perfectly willing to call a beautiful object beautiful even if we couldn’t afford it. And to acknowledge that if we could buy it, we probably would.

Oreo Thins are THE superior Oreo. Double Stuff is just too much stuff!

difference is, most liberals will call him a fucking idiot while if he was a republican most other republicans would cheer him on

I want strawberries that taste like strawberry.

I bought a piece of strawberry shortcake once, mostly because it had the biggest, most beautiful strawberries I’d ever seen on it.