I am not asthmatic, my partner is not asthmatic, we are never having children. One of the things we most enjoy doing together is cooking, and we both hate electric ranges. I think which type of stove you have should be a choice, just like having children is a choice.

That’s not really what they do at these types of restaurants.

Unless you’re rich, you’re not going to a fine dining restaurant just for the food, you’re going for the experience. You are often getting a multi-course tasting menu that is paced over the course of a few hours, paired with wine or other drinks if you want, and the dishes often feature better ingredients, different…

What would it take to get me on a bike?

Pretty sure that’s not Indiana Jones, it’s clearly Richard Kimble. 

Running is fine. Anything but flying really.

Nah.

This is hilarious. Dude, if if you’re making a very simple pasta dish where the pasta is the star, you’d make fresh pasta.  The fuck you talking about?

The stiff ticket penalty makes speeding un-fjord-able. 

The second generation Panamera is as pretty as the first gen was ugly.

Second gen Panamera is a gorgeous car

Tired of the “ghost pepper” marketing bs. None of these have hardly any ghost pepper at all in them, if they did, they’d be inedible.

why did the lid thing make me so angry

My first vehicle was dubbed “baby shit yellow” by my sister.

Yup. I’ve seen too many kitchens with high end range tops like Wolf, Thermador, or Viking and they are “vented” by a small microwave or nothing at all. Most of them are so pristinely clean and unscathed that I am pretty sure they have never been used.

I can’t understand why anyone would rent a car from Hertz at this point. Even if they were giving them out free, it doesn’t seem like it would be worth the risk.

“And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Hamburglar, and Hell followed with him.”

No, they’ll charge you for the food and the disruption and then kick you out. It’s not carte blanche to avoid being a parent.

If you call up to talk to the Beh Em Veh dealership nobody is gonna have a fucking clue what you’re talking about, and you’ll sound like a twat.