Yup, same. Though now I do order a lot of pantry staples, cleaning products, and toiletries online, mostly subscribe and save from Amazon. 

I hate that aspect of FH5, too. It’s really turned me off playing. And forget about multiplayer, the trolls and griefers are horrible.

I think most people would prefer to forget that FM7 exists. 

Metal.  Because what can possibly be more metal than driving a huge hunk of metal at speed down the highway?

I don’t think I understand how other people use cars anymore.  

I’m sure he’ll get around to filing that lawsuit as soon as he wraps up his fight with Zuckernerd.  

I also imagine that killing all those baby animals so your boss can inhale their departing spirits would probably get to you after a while.

“Hi, did you find everything you were looking for today? Oh, that’s great. This looks good, have you tried this before? My aunt Shirley needs hemorrhoid cream too.  My break is coming up in 10 minutes.  How is the weather outside?  Wait, I should start bagging, do you want paper or plastic?  You brought bags, hold…

The actor’s strike is really starting to take its toll. 

Not only is the money a factor, but some of these delivery service drivers are fucking weirdos and I don’t want them anywhere near my home or family.  

/nelson muntz: Ha-ha!

Let’s up the ante, Highlander style. Only one billionaire is allowed on the entire planet. The others have to fight to the death (or give away every dollar over $999,999,999) to remain the Billionaire. Saudi royal family included and no one gets to use a proxy to fight in their place.  The proceeds from the…

Gotta make it difficult to find out which private island Justice Thomas is headed to these days.

Back when I had a job at a grocery store, one night this guy comes in and buys a bottle of Jack Daniels, a flower bouquet, and a box of condoms. Better believe that dude had a smile on his face. No shame there.

Sure, he’s running for re-election in Utah this cycle, isn’t he?

Harrison Ford?  

Considering that the majority of Senators were born before television was invented, it doesn’t surprise me that they are still reliant on AM radio.  

Good news! You probably already did vote for the Chinese Communist Party. If you’d like to change your vote, please report to the local Bodies Exhibit to register your complaint.  

Sounds like the grossest innovation since sweet hummus(es). Hummi. Hummix?

Cars of this era just do nothing for me.  I’m sure it’s a NP for someone, but not me.