Most days it feels like everything. But, that’s just me.

For fuck’s sake, what is wrong with you?  She hit another human being with her car and drove off without so much as a second thought, like he was roadkill.  

Oklahoma.  The cow shit is aerosolized and just hangs there as you drive for miles on end.  It gets into the vents even with the windows up and even when you’re past Oklahoma and into Texas and even New Mexico, you still get the lingering smell of Oklahoma cow shit as a nice reminder.  

It’s like a training manual for how to be an asshole. 

Yeah, infused olive or coconut oil, cannabutter, etc. can all be used in savory dishes at home. It does take some work to accurately measure and control the dosages of THC, though. A 100mg of THC olive oil in a fettucine alfredo that you’re sharing with some friends is one thing. Eating the whole bowl yourself is…

There are restaurants or private chefs who will make you entire cannabis-infused meals, including savory courses. But that’s not quite the same as being able to buy infused ham at your local dispensary.

Selfiecide?

Practically everywhere. 

I think marketing the plant-based substitutes as substitutes of a specific meat product helps people understand how to use that plant-based product.

Without seeing the actual wording of the NDA, there are many reasons to be concerned. Does it also include a binding arbitration clause? If so, then you’re probably also waiving several different rights you have under consumer protection laws, for example, lemon laws. Imagine if you sign this NDA, your Lyric is a POS…

This is how I make my poor man’s Italian Beef with the ingredients I can get in my area. It’s closer in flavor than texture due to the difference between shredded beef and sliced beef, but it’s a pretty easy way to get 90% of the taste.

I have the budget-friendly version of your ideal garage. A 991S and a 100 series Land Cruiser.

I think we’re limited to stories that can be put into a slideshow or a QOTD format. 

Can we talk about the stupid way their bags tear open vertically?  

This is giving me BMW M1 vibes and I love it.  I will sell all non-essential organs to buy this car if they build it.  

I second that about Wild Mike’s.  More like Mild Mike’s.  The box has more flair than the actual pizza inside it. 

This should go without saying (but unfortunately does not) - TIP YOUR DAMN DELIVERY DRIVER.

I just finished reading the latest from Christopher Moore - Razzmatazz.  It’s the follow up to Noir.  

Yes! The Boston Creme version was the best version. As a kid, I ate these often enough to make Wilford Brimley call my house to tell us about the dangers of Diabeetus.