Here’s the way to do it.  If no one is sitting in your row yet, you take down the bag and put it on the middle seat.  When someone comes to sit in the middle seat or when the flight attendants do their pre-flight check you say “I don’t know whose bag this is”.  The bag will find its way somewhere else. 

I tend to get pretty frustrated by traffic. Mostly, the pointlessness of it. Anyway, this is how I deal:

What’s with all the old content being posted under the “Latest” heading?

VinFast sounds like a competitor of Carfax, not an automobile manufacturer.

This is the least offensive of the Bugatti dick cars.  

I like that it’s a meteor from another dimension. Not just an alien, no. Not even just an extra-dimensional monster. But an extra-dimensional alien monster. That eats children.

I tried a burger with peanut butter once at a Dogfish Head Alehouse. It was meh. It didn’t add anything worthwhile to the burger, other than being unusual.

Michigan Highway Patrol officers stumbled onto a local rust mine. Local news outlets and the department reports that a two-month-long investigation led authorities to a home where $2.30 worth of rusted Jeeps (35 in total) were stored.

60's and 70's nostalgia is over, long live 80's and 90's nostalgia.

Unlike office workers, restaurant workers are scheduled around lunch and dinner times. Adding an extra 2 hours to someone’s shift may not make much sense if there are no customers or not enough customers to support it.

Unfortunately, my fantasy food destination requires a time machine so that I can go to El Bulli before it closed to the public.

I find Van Leeuwen ice cream to be too over churned. It’s like frozen butter.  

This hack works best if you can unhinge your jaw like a python to stuff the whole thing in there.  Or if you have Anne Hathaway’s gigantic maw.

Oh man, my first car was a real POS. I don’t remember which came first, but over the first year of ownership I replaced the brakes (including new rotors, calipers, and repacking the wheel bearings), battery, water pump, alternator, fuel filter, spark plugs & distributor, and thermostat. In the second year, I replaced…

Most of my vacations are planned around a reservation at a specific restaurant.

Just his pants? I’m sure the entire interior was painted brown after that incident. 

Yeah, I’m sure the Horse & Buggy lobby was also pretty pissed off when automobiles started gaining popularity.   Adapt or retire. 

We had a $6 Billion budget surplus this year, so I think we’ll be okay to handle a 30-day tax freeze.

MD resident here.  Maryland state gas tax has been temporarily suspended, reducing the cost of gas by $0.36 per gallon.  

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