Are all these pets edible? I think I’d skip the dogs and cats.

The top three worst are those shitty candies in black and orange wax wrappers, stale popcorn balls, and raisins.

This time Trinity is The One.

I just wait for the Lexus with a big red bow to show up in my driveway for Christmas.

Trademarks are not copyrights.

wow, someone is dramatic.  Yes, it was distracting, the lights were very bright, almost like firetruck or ambulance lights.  

I was recently behind an Audi with the strobing/sequential turn signals. It was distracting and too much visual stimuli.

He talked to James Doig, Vice President of Weber Flavors, which is the company that owns Blue Moon’s patent.

At least I’ll be able to drive my Cyber Truck while I wait for my Roadster....

This was my answer, too.

lol, what?!?  People aren’t really paying $36k for these, are they?

Screw this company. Their website was total garbage when they first released this flavor. Not to mention the ridiculous prices for the ice cream ($12??). I went to a physical store in NYC and the line was out the door and the service sucked. So, yeah, screw this company.

I just recently had to remember that taxi cabs are still a thing.  Uber/Lyft was more than twice our cab fare. 

ND.  I’ve already owned an aging Mercedes.  You sneeze, it’s a $1000.  Look at the car wrong, that’s another $1000.  Oops, you didn’t say 3 Hail Mary’s and 2 Our Father’s before starting the car, that’ll be $2000.  Thank you very much no thank you. 

I hear you. I’ve offered to give the Jalopnik (and rest of G/O media) a basic primer on IP in general, and patents in particular, because nearly every time they write about them, they screw it up. They don’t know the difference between a published application and an issued patent. They don’t know what the patent…

At least none of them are Spotted Dick Cheese.  

I hate everything about this car and what it represents.  

Fixed it.

That sounds like an awesome adventure! Good for you. It’s stuff like this that you’ll look back on when you’re older to bring a smile to your face.  

ND. This is just a POS that someone is trying to convince buyers is special for being a POS.