My pants hate you. 

That’s never stopped him from any of the other batshit things he’s done.  

I’m not sure I believe him.  I feel like this is a gambit to show everyone how strong and hugely healthy he is.  “I got the Chinese Flu and recovered in 24 hours.  Doctors said they’ve never seen anything like it.”

Glad to see Doug move on to something else.  I went over to Oversteer a few times, but it was a truly awful interface.  No way to comment, the site was constantly down or not updating.  Hell, Autotrader doesn’t even have a link to Oversteer on their main page, so unless you already know the address, you have to use…

I definitely remember the Pizza Hut buffet.  This would have been around the mid-late 80's in Chicago.  I used to go all the time to redeem my Book-It rewards for pizza.  

Still better than the floss and toothpaste from the dentists.

Eh, not enough “PORSCHE” logos for me.  How will anyone know my plane is a PORSCHE?

Forget the mobile apartment, you can probably camp out under those wheel arches.  Talk about wheel gap.

I’m just tyred of how fucking stupid people are in this country. It really deflates my spirits.

Probably pissed off about global warming.  Fuck those humans. 

I was going to say Pepzee, but this is close enough.

Bill & Ted are going to sweep the Oscars this year. 

It depends on his midichlorian count. Do we actually know who his father is?

I didn’t know my father-in-law is working at Tesla!  His home is full of “fixes” like this.  

Really stupid people.  Our country is full of them.  

They should have airdropped sanitizer on these certified geniuses.  I would have also suggested birth control, but I think most of the attendees have already passed on their genetic material to the next generation of idiots. 

If this confuses you, don’t ever try to buy a BMW.

This is why you let car designers design cars.  Looks completely out of proportion.

Why would you need a TMNT bedpan for breakfast?

This was one of my favorite horror series on TV. Candle Cove was the best, IMO, but they were all really well done.