Blue jays are assholes. We took down our feeder last month because there were 5-6 blue jays who didn’t know how to share and would chase away the other birds.

My coolest mini-champagne bottle moment was a few years ago when I reached the summit on a mountain in Oregon, a couple of Germans up there had a mini-bottle that they shared with me to celebrate their first 10k ascent. It was a nice gesture.

Have fun raiding the Castle!  Try not to get thrown into an unmarked van by the Secret Police.

I thought traffic cones + dryer ducting.  But, yeah, redneck cold-air intake?

I have some wild raspberry bushes in my yard. When the berries are ripe, it’s a like a royal rumble to get to them before the wildlife. One morning I woke up to see a couple of robins and bluejays, a chipmunk, and a squirrel all going to town on MY berries. I ran out there and grabbed as many as I could. By the…

That makes sense. You should write articles for Lifehacker. 

TBR?  

If people don’t want to wear masks, they have to wait in a designated “COVID INFECTION ZONE” complete with biohazard warning symbols. An employee wearing a full hazmat suit will deliver their Big Mac to these Freedom Warriors through a sliding plexiglass slot.

That’s fine, they’ve got all that toaster money rolling in: https://jalopnik.com/mitsubishi-makes-a-373-toaster-for-extreme-bread-enthu-1842225231

A co-worker’s dog loves celery.  Celery.  Most people don’t even like celery.

Geo Metro is likely a CP at any price.  This one, especially so.  

Yes, this is me hiding food from my wife. She tracks all her calories, makes me buy her healthy tasteless food, then proceeds to eat all of the food I buy to eat for myself. I eat 2-3 spoonfuls of ice cream at a time, over the course of a week or two. She finds the carton and it’s gone except for the barest minimum so…

As a fan of Information Design, I love the new look.  

We had these as snacks in my office a long, long time ago. I used to eat 3-4 packets a night for “dinner” when I was too busy to eat real food. I remember it being mostly grape.  But, to be fair, I usually just dumped the entire thing in my mouth and washed it down with my 11th cup of coffee for the day.  Fun times!

That is hideous.

Well, to further throw confusion into the mix, an almond croissant is called Croissant aux Amandes. You also have Chausson aux Pommes (bread-thing filled with apples). But then, Pain aux raisins (spiral croissant with raisins).

There’s a good chance that this car will appreciate in value down the road. NP

I grew up in the ‘80s, no one I knew really had an import. There was one guy that had a Supra, but he was weird and is probably in jail for smuggling parrots in his pants or something.

This is a nice car, someone should want it, but not for nearly $8k. This dude is definitely playing the game where you “sell” your car so that no one buys it.

Username checks out.