You can see this with Ralph Wrecks The Internet, which was called Wreck-It Ralph 2 until about five minutes before its premiere.

Rollerblading?

I know it says the location is Michigan, but it’s gotta be Florida.  Or at least this person moved to Michigan from Florida.  

That’s a good summation of the show and why it’s ultimately disappointing.  

This is it exactly. If you start your “negotiation” at 50% of MSRP, then no one is going to take you seriously.  

There’s a show called Eating History where two dudes actually eat old food, like really old food. It is as disgusting as it sounds. But, that doesn’t stop me from watching.

I thought for sure that the last time in my life I’d see gas under $1 a gallon was when I was moving across the country and found a Pilot in Texas that had regular gas for $0.89.  That was in ‘98/’99.

I hope she’s hot.  

Mountain Dew tastes like the feeling you get when you find yourself noticing your cousin a little too much at the ol’ waterin’ hole.

Each of my video input sources already has a bunch of apps, my TV doesn’t need them too.  

No laser beams?  Fail.

Many sheet pans/cookie sheets are aluminum, which is not magnetic.  Just an FYI to those who may not realize and cannot figure out why their magnets don’t work.  

We had new neighbors next door who came to inspect the house the weekend before our governor issued a stay at home order. They were from NYC and unexpectedly ended up staying permanently in a house that was mostly empty, aside from the few things they brought with them for what was supposed to be a weekend trip. We…

It’s an infinite loop. Pennsylvanians flood liquor stores in Pennsylvania, but the liquor stores are closed, so Pennsylvanians flood liquor stores in Pennsylvania, but the liquor stores are closed, so Pennsylvanians flood liquor stores in Pennsylvania, but the liquor stores are closed, so Pennsylvanians flood liquor…

Hey, wouldn’t you if you could?  When I’m 89 I can only hope.

Lots of crack in Portage, Indiana.  

Shocking news, humans have been fucking anything that moves since even before they were humans.  

That’s like a million dollars worth of TP.  

As the proud papa of a SCOBY and a banging batch of sauerkraut, I can’t adopt yet another living food culture that demands my attention. Though, sourdough would definitely be something I could see myself getting into.