Is that the play where he TRIED to stop but just kept sliding? I thought that was funny.

He missed a surprising number of throws. Still, 505 yards is 505 yards.

No cornerback in this one, that would have been a sure touchdown!

That cornerback in the background would have taken him out anyway.

That was the worst. 2007 they just got beaten by a better team. 2011 - Arrrgh!

Did Butler get in the game at all?

And his cousin Jeff is even worse.

I’m surprised the NE medical staff rolled him over so fast. Possible neck injury.

It was Collingsworth. I was like WTF?

Maybe by me? I’ve apparently turned from Gray to Invisible on Deadspin. No notifications since December 14. And no, I’m not the greatest commenter, but I still sometimes get noticed on Splinter and Jalopnik, where I rarely visit. But Deadspin: nothing.

This kind of makes me optimistic for America. I mean, I’m not super proud that I could have answered all of them.

Good thing the show is taped, probs would have taken the judges a half hour to decide whether to allow that.

Koalas = Chlamydia. ‘Nuff said. Altho the bacterial strain won’t kill you, only Koalas.

LOL

Thank you! I was NOT getting it. Way too long on the InterWebs today...

Who were in Kansas City until Charlie Finley moved them to Oakland right as they got good. But I’m not bitter, oh no.

April. I lived in New Hampshire for 14 years: “April! The first truly Spring month!” Late season cold front: “Aw, God DAMMIT!”

I dunno. I lived in New Hampshire for 14 years and 20 was the worst. I don’t know why, maybe because humidity? Give me 10 below any day.

I live in central Florida, and I always resent it when there’s a freeze warning and I have to go out and cover a couple of plants. Yeah, just two. Darwin can deal with the rest of those weak fuckers.

Vegie burgers with TONS of condiments.