“I’m only here so I don’t get spanked”

Skiing backwards on one ski IS style, I say!

Or -James Harrison

Man, I still don’t want to believe he wrote that. Yes, he admitted he wrote “something,” but I think it got hit with the Trump editing crayon.

Damn, you beat me to my comment by 8 hours.

You’d be right unless ... Kraft really is on Brady’s side. “He who has the gold makes the rules,” ultimately.

Change Big Baller Brand Shoes to Trump Brand Shoes?

+ Pops forever.

+1 leaky abstraction

+1 leaky abstraction

THIS. I don’t bother to scream anymore, I just sigh.

I was happy too, but TBH all I could really think was: “The Ravens are still getting the ball back...” So my cheering was delayed for a couple of minutes.

I was sort of expecting huge crowds of weeping fans, so I’m kind of relieved that it’s no more than this.

Another reason: Drug laws make $$$ for those on both sides.

I just did. Turns out I looked it up 6 months ago. 6 months from now I’ll forget again and look it up again.

There’s a dangling clause stuck in my chimney right now.

So, no Great Moments In Poop History?

And from New York, even!

I think they started out with something like a 90 second rule for that. I used to laugh because it was NEVER enforced.