Is it just me, or are more and more D-bags doubling down when they should just quit while they’re behind?

Why stop there? There IS a 13 package, you know.

I don’t hate the Jets, but being outcoached by Rex Ryan, of all people, in that 2011 Divisional Round playoff game made my top 3 of awful Patriots losses.

I don’t have to watch important stuff by myself, I just prefer to. Who needs annoying fools jabbering away when I want to concentrate?

I do have this superstition: If I tune into the middle of a game (any sport), and the bad guys immediately score, I’m like, “That’s on ME, SORRY!” Then I change the channel and come…

Even worse: Clayton secretly hates country music.

It’s Friday the Thirteenth! Could it be .. The Magician’s Birthday?

Phillie Phanatic crossed with Carrot Top.

I take issue with their caviar attitude.

Interesting. What I’m remembering is friends getting more withholding taken our of their pay when they got a raise. If what you say is true then at least they got big bucks at refund time.

Just to clarify a few points about the shooting of Walter Scott and subsequent trials:

Cop didn’t drop a gun, he dropped a taser.

Trial ended in a mistrial, not acquittal (hung jury).

State prosecuters planned to retry, but then the ex-officer pled guilty to federal charges, a civil rights offense that has a maximum…

I’ve never been to half the stores mentioned in this thread. But now I’m feeling all Magary about Ross: “I MUST GO THERE”

And fuck Jerry Jones with Beater, Biter, and 12 other swords recovered from Middle Earth.

Not disagreeing until you tell me more, but I thought that was exactly how it works sometimes for some unlucky individuals...

The bracket simplification argument really burns me. We could go to 10,000 brackets and the computer I’m typing this on could probably compute every US taxpayer’s income tax in about 4 days, maybe 4 hours.

But NOOOO: “Reduce the number of brackets, THAT’S what makes the tax code so complex!” Lying liars with pants on…

You’re not wrong. I once made an emergency trip from NH to the FedEX terminal at Logan. Looked at my map, thought I’d “take a shortcut” back by heading North. Through Chelsea. In 1,243 Alternate Universes, I’m STILL lost and driving around in circles.

Looks like the Patriots will be getting another cornerback soon.

If this happens my year-long descent into pessimism will immediately flip to optimism.

This is a good take.

I have that episode on video tape. I have nothing to play it on, but I WILL watch it again someday, somehow. Yeah, I’m sure it’s all over the Internet or a DVD I could get shipped in two days, but the point is to watch it on that tape again.

Subtle!