Phase 1: Collect ... ?

Phase 2: ?

Phase 3: Profit

Star for “oozes down the slowest”

They’re saving it for the playoffs!

Shhhhh! I was hoping no one would notice my amphipomorphism.

Point taken.

Or fade routes. Don’t forget fade routes!

One of my favorite memes is from Arrested Development - A show I STILL haven’t gotten around to watching (2003? WTF!?).

The day is young...

Plus old people die off before young ones.

C’mon, even Trump isn’t that ... never mind.

That has mostly been my attitude. But this ... put it this way: I posted this photo on Facebook, and I DON’T post political shit on FB. Just too far, man.

Fuck the Electoral College system with a rusty chain saw.

I’m in the same place. My stupefaction:anger ratio is about 10:1.

And the counties on the Missouri side don’t exactly look like they contain giant megalopoli either. Still, crossing the Mississippi on a ferry sounds like fun - I’ll add it to my bucket list.

Moff, Moff, what’s going on? I’ve been giving you stars for days now but this ... you be all cranky, man. Hope you got a good night’s sleep!

Holy cow, I just Google Mapped this and it looks like you aren’t kidding. What year is this, 1835?

So is Tim Tebow your other idol? (Sorry)

“In Soviet Russia ...”

It’s arguable they both fall short of Josh Gibson. But we’ll never know for sure, alas.

Good point(s).