tulipfever
tulipfever
tulipfever

Come on, you’re better than this! My wife and I play in a bowling league together and we’re not fucking.

God Bless Texas Women.

Oh well Paul Newman was in a class by himself. Just no comparison because Newman had it all: looks (the most famous blue eyes in Hollywood), sex appeal, talent, intelligence and that amazing magnetism he possessed. Hands down he was a far better actor than Redford (and a lot of other people). The guy was a giant.

Counterpoint: Jim is bad. He made the work environment toxic and was constantly trying to undermine and harass the top salesman in the office, the assistant to the general manager, and a locally respected beet farmer.

This year in gif form:

Good news...it gets easier as you get older and Princess Diana’s dress fades in the memory. I tried on a gown and it made me nervous, so I found a two-piece number that was flattering but didn’t make me look like I was trying to be Cinderella.

Sadly, murder is among the top cause of death of pregnant women in the US, if not the leading cause.

There’s also a lot of juices and snacks in that bathroom for me, a human being who prefers to do my shitting and my eating in distinct areas. And who stores their toothbrush IN the sink? Do you leave it there when you wash your hands, and let the soapy wastewater douse it?

Oh god. Did anyone watch The Knick on Showtime?? It was all about early 1900's/Victorian era hospitals/doctors/surgery/drugs. I frickin LOVED it but it got cancelled after 2 seasons. :(

“The government certainly had no problem taking her against her will to receive pregnancy counseling, which was designed to change her mind,” Chutkan said. “The government didn’t seem to have any problem facilitating that.”

Kellyanne calls Trump “the most faith-centric, pro-life president in our lifetime”

Wait, why is UF obligated to provide him a platform? He can go stand on a street corner and shout from his soap box. The first amendment doesn’t owe you a microphone.

I have a female relative (i believe it’s my great grandmother’s cousin or aunt? the story changes a bit) who was also institutionalised for the rest of her life for hysteria.

The only times I hear “Don’t make a scene” is from a man to a woman, and from a parent to their child. That speaks volumes.

A lot of men assume that a woman who says she was sexually harassed by a man is probably either exaggerating out of female hysteria (women...they’re soooo emotional!) or is lying for attention/fame/money.

Dear General Kelly,

If I could get away with it, I would wear Birks to a wedding, to a funeral, job interview, on the Space Station. Birks are my jam.

This! And the second the White House says something against this, which you know they will, the dems need to immediately start hammering them with, “I thought you cared about working families.” “Don’t working families matter to you?” “Isn’t this one of Ivanka’s most important intiatives?” “Were you lying when you said

Okay so it’s not really “gross” and I probably told this story before, but it’s still hilarious to me.