Anyone else read this as “This Ferrari 488 with bigger Duct-Tape...”?

I was banned for life from Hansel Subaru for trying to buy an Impreza with my asshole.

Depends if I got in on the IPO or not...

I love people who will drive 20 miles out of their way to save 15 cents a gallon in gas. They must really need that two bucks.

After breaking down the numbers, I never understood why a $0.50/gallon price increase for premium can affect someone’s decision on which car to buy. Assuming the average driver goes 12K miles per year and the average car gets 20 MPG combined, this would only cost you an extra $300 per year which comes to about…

I didn’t buy a turbo charged 6 speed to not accelerate quickly

Depends on how you use your headlights.

Buttons/knobs. The steering wheel area is for things that need either constant use or emergency use during driving. Shift levers, audio volume, cruise control, horn, even wipers for a surprise puddle need to be at the ready and easy to hit.

Wait, what? Chandelier?

Why yes, there’s a whole article above you that tells you!

Oh dear... If you think Central Park counts as natural beauty I urge you to please visit other states...

why are we covering poverty transportation methods? I thought this was a car site?

England: tyres
America: tires

I think the point is, people shopping for $30k homes aren’t likely to care too much about the car collection. I doubt it is really depressing home values. For $30k your shopping list isn’t going to include any nice places.

Here in Georgia nobody uses their horn. They’re perfectly happy to sit behind someone at a green light for 30 seconds instead of tapping the horn.

Counterpoint: If you’re using your horn to let someone behind the wheel of a goddamn car know “it’s time to stop reading that text,” they deserve to have their eardrums blown out of their ears, full stop.

Ba-dum-tish.

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Your social justice warrior programming is complete young Padawan. Go forth and be outraged at everything.

570? Probably for people with that credit score. Psshh...