I agree. 93 mph on an expressway is “you’re an idiot, here’s your ticket. Slow down and don’t kill anyone” territory.

Up your ass and around the corner... Seriously, why would you want that?

Thanks my friend, I’m going to think of you when I light up some Golden Pineapple right now.

I’m gonna go ahead and believe that you actually donkey punched a stranger. Life is what you make it, after all, and I’d like to live in a world where douche bags wearing ear buds get donkey punched for being douche bags.

I was in a dedicated double left turn lane across train tracks. A big intersection. When we got the green arrow, I started to go and saw a guy walking along just ear buds in and no cares at all. he proceeds without missing a beat to walk right across the street in front of two rows of cars bearing down on him. We all…

Holy shit. You’re not brave, you’re insane!

What a bunch of whiny little pissbags everyone is being. Look, if you don’t like it, CANCEL YOUR DEPOSIT.

At 33, he is also the oldest WRX owner in America.

I love everyone is cursing. My kinda fuckin’ people.

6 crying Al Gore’s

#burnthismotherfuckerdown

or they could scroll up, and type camry dent into the search box!

The above car is 16 years old why do you care about resale value

*starts looking for my lighter*

There is only one correct answer.

Oh this ought to be good:

All I really got from that story is how much you want to suck cock.

Meh, I’d argue that there is more evidence that we’re fucked by people who feel the need to insult others who just happen to be enjoying themselves

It gives those tools/items character. I have recently changed my motto to quality over quanity and really try to buy the nicest thing that I can afford when looking for something. I want to buy something once, not have some buy/break/buy again cycle, that just sucks. Granted there is a price point where quality turns…

What he is really saying is the dorks that can afford these cars never ever drive them.