I’d like to see how much they trust humans to operate motor vehicles...

If you can look left at a roundabout and see no cars, you can roll through just fine. People that stop when no one is coming are the bad ones.

I wonder why.

Jalopnik readers: Give us a fun car at an affordable price, we don’t need all of the tech. Wait a minute, the stripped down interior looks cheap, give us something more expensive but don’t raise the price!

I sharpened the headlight like it is on the ‘16.

Wait, do you carry it with you, or do you just make it happen in a flash then sling it?

Usually I ask my dog if “this guy is for fucking serious?” and when he just stares at me with a blank dumb expression I realize how ridiculous the whole situation is...

I masturbate and then fling my spooge at the offending driver. Is that wrong?

They managed get a post you wanted to shit on so they have done something.

I’d stab the shit out of people too if I had to drive around with a haircut like that.

Dom doesn’t follow the laws of physics. He never went to law school.

Driver’s seat?

Came to make rav3 joke, I can see I’m not needed here

Stanced Toyota RAV3

Had that happen multiple times. You would’ve laughed so hard when you heard the squeak after I told them I was recording the call. I got fed up with scam calls and started hooking the headphone jack on the phone into my computer. Whenever a scammer calls I start up Audacity, pick up the phone, and tell them they’re…

Well they probably should have taken the cover off before trying to drive it. No wonder they crashed.

Music is VERY important when wrenching and the wrong music can cause shit to go all kinds of sideways. Here’s what I’ve discovered:

No matter what you’re working on, you can can listen to classic rock. This is absolutely your safest bet and what I leave my garage stereo tuned to. Soft rock/Adult Contemporary…

...some weird mid-life crisis fashion statement, like his bad orange shirt.

The answer is yes.