I think the assumption that they can actually grow neckbeards is giving these, um, basement neckbeards way too much credit.

I’m pretty sure this woman is in shock. I’m pretty sure she thought she was going to die. I also think that little dog is her best friend.Leave her alone.

Here’s another picture in which he looks older.

I am now in love with Stephanie Rawlings-Blake and an hour ago I did not know who she was.

If it weren’t for the fact that I’m certain it would likely do lasting harm to his (the father’s) psyche, they should have let him at the motherfucker that killed his baby.

“I’ve made a new person who is a little genetic mix of ME and some guy I sort of liked once.”

This may not be helpful or healthy but I think sometimes it is OK to eat your feelings. Maybe treat yourself to something you’ve been wanting, whether it’s a pizza or a gallon of rocky road? Of course, it isn’t a cure for the bad feelings but sometimes blunting them is just what you need to get thru the moment. In the…

Buster is amazing. I am trying to pet him thru the screen. He looks like a love!

Sherbie came from a shelter just a month ago. Now he has a pillow that is exactly the right size.

I used to hope the neighbors illegal fireworks would set their house on fire. My old neighborhood was like a war zone for 10 days around the 4th.

Just sent an email to parl with a picture of Sherbie relaxing on his new couch. Thanks very much parl friends.

A while back there was a guy standing at the end of a local highway off ramp holding a sign. I assumed it was the usual homeless, etc sign. As I got closer I could see that the man was just standing there dopily and the sign read “Just Smile”. I shared my death glare with him, wanted to run over him but, of course,…

Long story short - the year between June6, 2014-June 5, 2015 was very bad for me. It began with a diagnosis of cancer for me, progressed to losing my house to foreclosure, and culminated in the recent death (more cancer) of my wonderful cat, Fresca. I wrote about that here. Thanks so much for the support. So today…

I guess we can add to your list:

Russell is pretty famous at least amongst cat people. Not Maru famous, but pretty famous. He actually has a family waiting to take him home - the same family he had before the fire. I guarantee that if, for some reason, Russell were to be put up for adoption, thousands of people, myself included, would be lined up for…

I kept telling him he should just get a job in one of those motion pictures and the two of us could have lived much fancier lives. He preferred the simple life. Thanks for your condolence. Thanks to everyone who is writing. Thanks for taking me out of the grays.I’m feeling the love.

A couple of weeks ago I came here to talk about my cat who was dying of cancer. He died in my arms this morning at the vet. My heart is broken. Here is his picture, I hope. I’ve never tried to upload a picture. Anyway, his name was Fresca, he was almost 16, and I loved him so much.

thanks for being nice and, I think, dragging me out of the grays. Thought I was cried out but I guess not. Here comes some more.

Well, my cat has cancer. I’m finally coming to terms with it. I also have cancer. WTF? His is untreatable and we’re just trying some palliative measures to make him more comfortable for a while. He had a couple of shots today, steroids and antibiotics, and I got so excited when he got all excited when I opened a can…

In defense of Ariana Grande (I can't believe I just wrote that), she has teamed up with a pretty reputable rescue organization, Badass Brooklyn Animal Rescue, who will do a good job checking up on potential adopters. AG did pay the adoption fee for 15 dogs (generally around $350/dog I think and covers vetting and…