Just get Kiyohiko Azuma to design them out of cardboard boxes.

Probably the worst offender in this department is the famous barrel escape scene from the city of the woodland elves.... in the movie, it becomes an enormous, bloated scene with Kili flirting with Tauriel for what seems like an hour, and then a giant elf vs. orc vs. dwarf battle as we zoom through the CGI froth of the…

I wasn't going to see this after the Dwarf Musical that was the first, but my movie companion told me that I was because apparently I'll never stop paying for making her see Battleship.

"The Hobbit proves you can like a movie even if it's not good." I thought almost every Star Trek movie ever proved that years ago. And I'm not even being sarcastic.

I got engaged at Tokyo Disneyland... my wife really dug it—apparently dudes aren't into amusement parks in Japan—Personally, I really like space mountain and the flavoured popcorn. I dunno if guys are into amusement parks back home... but I like them. I can see why she's into the amusement park thing, though, I…

When you share that hot giza kiss, remember you're kissing everything she's ever kissed

Gamer, nunchucker and can kiss? No one said anything about being human and she's already open to mouth to mouth with other species (albeit cats), sooo....

NOPE! I believe when Jon taunts something, they make it inaccurate in order to troll, fans of that something (or at least the writers do). This along with a lot of previous things (like the extremely inaccurate WOW thing previously) was on purpose.

The number of Vita owners just doubled.

I don't understand what that is really supposed to mean.

You know.....the edit to Sinbad made things worse. In the original it makes me assume he has a reasonably sized manhood.

No offense, but as brilliant as those Japanese are, they're also neurotic, paranoid, xenophobic, self-righteous, obssessive compulsive, and arrogant people. Reading through your posts, my belief is sealed. You know you're always free to move back to the U.S. I tell you what, I have also lived outside of the U.S.…

Dude.....another site I visit is going down?

Just writing to say, I started following you. I also live in Japan, so I understand a lot of what you are talking about. I also write from our unique position of living here, so maybe you can appreciate a lot of what I try to say on Kotaku. Well, so long for now... feel free to look through my posts, as I have written…

You're just a turd out there, Domo-kun. You know..?

That's pretty enlightening. I would've thought that Japan had a decent banking system.

I found these. Is this what you're looking for? Seems like not just a led keychain stuff, but a whole Wii system.

Looks like cheap plastic but other than that it's cool. Search eBay for "playstation history gashapon" (but don't try the same with nintendo or sega, they are unbelievably expensive!!!)

Dean?

Yeah, this gif is getting overused now.