Your wife is the real MVP.

This was one of the greatest games I’ve ever watched and the single greatest feat was pulled off by my wife. We’re watching the 3rd overtime from a small town on the coast and we’re out of beer and the only store that sells it is a quarter mile away and closes at 11. At 10:50 with the blazers down 5 with 8 or so…

I generally find myself agreeing with you, Drew. This is also one of those times.

To be fair it is still a dangerous substance that can cause real health problems to people so it’s understandable that authorities would want to investigate and punish people for its use.

I’m not sure if “Hunter Mayo” is the whitest name ever, but it has to be in the top 5.

That’s part of her villainous allure too. As is the fact she decides to drop her half-eaten piece of pizza on top of the dumped plate at her feet.

That’s cold-hearted shit, like a hit-man pumping one last shot in the dead guy’s head. Then she brushes the pizza crumbs off her fingers like it’s all in a day’s work and ca…

Inject it into my veins!

Reads like a Nunes memo to me.

At least we’re finally getting an answer to “what would it look like if an entire organization was the old lady who complained to the HOA about your lawn?”

I would only own tuxedo shirts two sizes too small. Anytime someone would say that I look ridiculous in the shirt I would flex and boom! Who’s looking ridiculous now?

Mitch Witchnowsky sounds like he would be the quarterback for a Chicago football team in a video game that couldn’t work out a licensing agreement with the NFLPA.

It’s actually about 5%, of 1%, of 1 %. Much smaller.

The Pete Carroll bod is a difficult look to maintain. Just keep angrily chewing gum and ignoring science and you’ll do great!

If I looked like that I wouldn’t even own shirts.

This is the kind of thing that warms my cold dead black cynical heart.  

FFS, you don’t have to read my silly little internet comment and then take time to respond to it, but here we are.

underseeded

Pope Thrower = Jon Snow