@BK_KT: That was the Best.Line.Ever. My mouth dropped open when she said that. What a little whorebag! I love it. (and for the record, I would totally hook up with Brody- he is adorable)...

They are for real the coolest father/daughter duo ever. He is smoking hot and she is gorgeous. They make me proud to be a jew.

@dotorg greg: Right? Or having Jess in the audience to RE-PUBLICIZE her book in tandem with an entire hour of Oprah kissing Jerry ass over Bee Movie (which Oprah is IN!). I am so over Oprah and her God complex.

@solaana: I believe it was a STACK of press clippings she brought with her. She is the biggest loser. Seriously.

@lfw1031: I was JUST thinking the same thing. I always thought she had the sickest body but here she just looks too skinny. I tend to think this is the real Gisele- as a Brasilian I can tell you that we are all about the booty not the boobs.

@brendastarlet: I have to agree. I doubt she did any research and most likely her agent knew Seinfeld connections would push the book to the bestseller list.

Why is no one stopping her? Dead serious, if she were my friend/cousin/sister/child I would keep her under a 24/7 watch to make sure she stops acting like an ass in public (i.e. pumping your lips full of restlayne)...

Blind Item has to be Pam Anderson, no? Speaking of whom... can't Kid Rock just disappear? Does the world really need him? Has he made an album in like 10 years??

I hate Garner and Affleck but I live for Violet, she is adorable. I only wish I was back in NYC so our kids could be friends and have playdates...

1. I agree with the adoption place. They just want to know where the dog is. You can't adopt a rescue dog and then just give it to someone else.

Watch the show and you will believe that the Kardashian thing is true. They are all great-looking girls but seriously, the butts on those girls put La Lopez to shame. Good for them.

@KillMeNow: I was thinking the same thing, does soemone famous own this place and lure all their celebrity friends or is it THE only place in LA to buy a pumpkin?

@trayday: Agreed. I like them.

@gunshy007: I could not agree with you more. Watching her show today (my excuse is sleep-deprived newborn exhaustion) I was reminded why I hate her. Not only did she almost literally lick Seinfeld's ass (both of them) SHE'S IN THE F-ING MOVIE.

@kellyhelene: Agreed. I kept mine secret until almost 5 months just because I was superstitious. Plus, it's a way to postpone the inevitable onslaught of annoying "advice" and horrendus labor stories.

@DramaClub: Agreed. I got a pedicure the week before I gave birth and it was truly the best hour of that week by far.

@Sayser: Good call, she is totally that character.

It's very Somewhere In Time. I like it.

@Trixie from Toronto: My husband and I have the SAME theory. She didn't want the kids anymore but didn't want to admit it so she basically begged the court to take them away from her. It's really sad at this point. I hope someone helps the poor girl...

I have to agree that for a "normal" person Brit has a rockin' bod but she IS a bit delusional to think she can pull off the outfit she did.