@LvV: Scarily (and it saddens me to admit this), I was totally thinking the same thing the other day!

Tina Knowles might just be the biggest hypocrite ever. If I were Kelly I would have punched her in the face.

@helen: Retarded vampire. I am laughing out loud alone in my office.

He is beyond.

@ArmCandy: Thank you! I was thinking the same thing. She's big but not insanely enormous for someone almost at the end.

@botoxtastic: All good points. But still, there is no doubt this girl is not looking good to live past 25.

@botoxtastic: I was wondering the same thing. Or can't some former mentor/co-star step in and do something. Fey? Streep? FONDA? Hello?

@BiscuitDoughJones: So agreed. Have a friend who is former pro baseball player and he is dumber than rocks. He did somehow manage to land a hot, smart wife but I suspect the $$$ incentive played a part there.

@Bollywhaaa: Thanks. Now I will be singing the Hey Dude theme song all afternoon.

@Bollywhaaa: I think we all do that at this point. Never thought I would see the day I saw K-Fed as the stable parent. Popozao indeed!

I can't even make fun anymore. I just feel bad for her at this point. Can we stage a citizen's intervention? Can't Zelnick take her in or something?

1. Yes, that is weirdest dress I have ever seen.

@lesbiansayswhat: I believe that is what is known as an oxymoron. Crocs makes me ill- even on cute little nuggets like Vi!

@nobodygrrl: I heard a rumor that the J. Crew cashmere is made at the same factory as Loro Piana. And I totally believe it.

@summerwheatley: Yes! That may have been the moment I offically became obsessed.

I hate Garner and Affleck with a passion but that Violet is just too cute. I cannot resist her.

@The Deity Formerly Known as GOD: Seriously. I got my issue in the mail the other day and actually recoiled in horror. Does Robbie Meyers hate SJP or something? Also- she comes off as super-annoying in the article.

@Schwetty: Agreed. I have heard rumors about those two for years.

I love her more every day. She is my new idol. In 10 wks I expect to be back to a size 2 and carrying my newborn around town in spike heels.

I want those jeans.