Ooh! Soooo adorable (we say now)

"Takes the cake. Where? Where you gonna take a cake? To the movies? You know where I'd take a cake? (Pause) I'd take it down to the bakery...to see the other cakes."

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Also suggested reading....

Pretty pretty pretty good. But...I teach a class of fourth graders in North Carolina who've I've taught to play the Allman Brothers 'Mountain Jam' (Fillmore East version) AND the ENTIRE Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band concert of September 19, 1978 at the Capital Theater in Passaic, NJ - on clarinets and Daikuu…

Why not no questions, no red carpet hoopla, no celebrity hair stylists, clothes stylists, celebrity dentists and plastic surgeons? How about no "loaning" of dresses or tuxes by Tom Ford, Celine, Prada...ugh...dozens of others...? How about a room, with the stars, as now, getting awards, no pre-show, no post-show, no…

I was there with my sister. My daughter. My sister! My daughter!

this is nothing. Last night for dinner I ate sauteed asparagus which was made of blown sea glass and the under belly hair of a baby llama.

I don't get it.

i watched these. the only thing that could make them more "manly" is if there were team members on each truck being scored for number of ejaculations while looking at porn while other team members were responsible for grilling steaks carved from the dead carcasses of cattle the trucks were awarded points for running…

I have only two things to add to this:

i got to the 5:03 point and stopped. there's nothing here about his past work history or his computer skills. I'm sorry, but I can't place him in my forest.

Carbon paper 2.0

Lee Harvey Oswald did it.

Many men find pregnant women sexier than women who aren't. when you have four hours to spare, I'll tell you why. It'll take that long. Not because you're slow on the intake, but because with men there are that many reasons why. Seriously.

I once woke up at my usual time for work, 7a.m., here in NYC, showered, dressed, ate breakfast, left my apt at 9 for work (10am arrival time) and did in fact arrive on time.

"If my calculations are correct..."

Gladiator meets Braveheart equals this.

I got Centipede hooked up to a 563XL Semi Screen from Aculla, with dual port intakes, quad sound from Dolby and voice recon, too. Also, my intake stream goes at 1800DLM so there's never a question of bumping out. It's rad. Cost a ton, but so worth it.

This caused my re-birth as a doctor, and I delivered the baby Jesus by C-section about five minutes ago, premature by a month, obviously.