This was almost as good as that time Paul McCartney was with The Beatles. That was awesome.

Did you notice they also slimmed his waistline, removed the mole on his thigh, narrowed his jawline, deepened his cleavage, fluffed his lips and darkened his hair?

My name is James, and I too was once a baby.

I miss Howard Cosell calling sporting events.

I DID this at the cosmetics department at Saks here in NYC. This afternoon around 4.

Sincerely,

All this talk about Bale being in London or Spain was entertaining, but I don't find it funny anymore, because I had dinner with Paul Allen in London just last week, and Gareth Bale and Christian Bale were in the same restaurant - Dorsia Redux - having seafood seviche, so if you'll excuse me, I really must be going…

A little off topic, but....

I love all his classic Gangsta poses with the crotch grab, the pulp fiction sideways pistol holding/aim, the shoulder shrugging "yo, homes! you want some of this ese?" and of course the khakis and tee and white sneakers....

Wait'll Bruce Jenner...I mean Tiffany....gets rolling in his/her new persona and we'll see a whole new landscape of man-scaped, photo shopped Kardashian-related goodness on covers from Esquire to Newsweek to The National Enquirer.

just wanna put this out there:

I made $4,745 sitting on the sidewalk at Fifth Avenue and 59th Street since yesterday holding a place in line for Jesus who, if you've not heard, is coming back. To buy an Apple Watch on Fifth Avenue and 59th Street.

Sure. Now figure out how to get in touch with me outside of these comments, and we'll arrange it.

who's we? If you're a marching band, no. If you're less than five, probably.

I don't observe any holidays or birthdays.

Sorry, but for me, the skankier the better. That's the appeal. If you're expecting something you'd see in a movie, you'll never find it.

This is what i want for my wedding vows:

A German plane could have done that seven times in a row to Brazil's one.

I disagree with the Mets uniform colors. The orange is cool. The blue is too close to aqua. It needs to be deeper blue, more towards navy.