Oh wow, people don’t understand browser cookies?! I’m SHOCKED based on the fact that it’s an issue been litigated and legislated and pasted as a disclaimer on every single website in the last few years.

...says someone responding to another joke?

Damn, it’s almost like one single person in an interview can’t be taken as a guarantee.

I might have to and apologize to my buddies I told we’d probably be going to the water park, because I asked my mom and she said “we’ll see.”

How is this even a debate. Thanks for being the first person to point out the only correct scenarios.

“Hello sir, I was born in 2005, allow me to explain in detail how things work and what the future of the internet is. Would you care to purchase a block of text from me?”

As someone who has been working for longer than I care to admit, across multiple industries and roles, I love seeing comments like “find a better job!”

REGULATING capitalism? What a crazy idea.

Work hard for an item in one game, use it across multiple games.

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My mom is getting up there in age, and I used to be able to rely on “gee, did mom post her daily cartoons on Facebook?” until she figured out how to schedule things, so it’s back to a daily call/email/text.

“Maaaaaaybe if I spend 30 minutes trying, I can get this tank around the one bollard preventing me from taking it over the bridge....”

If I had a health issue that was cause for concern, it’s still my own business. And if I was indeed ill, I wouldn’t particularly appreciate someone making a judgment on my appearance.

You’ll also note that workplace testing is typically geared toward middle-and lower-level employees. Upper management and C-suites aren’t exactly peeing in cups on the regular (because, duh, of course they’d probably piss hot). Furthermore, most of the “expensive” drugs have a very short half-life, so employers are…

Out of curiosity... if a baker wants to refuse service for a gay wedding, you think the response should be ______________?

Tell him I’d like to grab those extra three inches if he’s that concerned. Good lord, my partner would leave me if I was that neurotic about being 5'7".

Really? Nobody talked about their height difference? I wasn’t even really old enough to parse the gossip at the time, but I was aware Tom wore lifts in almost every role because he was “famously short” and it was “weird” that he and Nicole were an item.

People need to mind their own business. Over the past two years, I’ve lost some weight after no particular “diet,” just trying to reduce my intake and be a little more active. The pandemic depression certainly helped (I tend to be a do-nothing, eat-nothing kind of depressed).

I’m the man, and you’re the man, and he’s the man as well. So you can point that fuckin’ finger up your assss...

How about a nice game of che... nevermind.