This guy coming at you with all kinds of BS, yet somehow I got stuck in the grey, ha.

why can’t you get a damn decent bagel in Pittsburgh

Cooper cheese. It’s ‘American cheese’ but has actual flavor.

Raccoons don’t “often” have rabies. Can we please stop this nonsense? No, you shouldn’t go around petting raccoons since they will probably bite you, because they are wild animals. Rabies kills a raccoon within less than a week of infection. Rabies deaths are incredibly rare, and there has been a whopping one rabies…

public school advocates and teachers unions continue to fight against the siphoning of government funds away from public education and towards bloated charter and voucher programs

That’s been their tool for a while now, it’s super convenient. Something that might benefit the current party in power like filling a Supreme Court seat? Can’t do that with an election coming up! Something that might hurt the current party in power like impeachment? Can’t do that with an election coming up! As always,…

The article goes on to point out that badgers and coyotes are known to work together in the wild to hunt cooperatively, so I wouldn’t make that assumption.

The idea that flattery by Trump off-spring made him decide to retire makes him look like a complicit idiot.

He likes to play the “reasonable conservative” role, but when push comes to shove, he’ll roll over and show his belly like other notable “mavericks” such as McCain.

Same, I was doing my old-fashioned ‘yell at the person who can’t hear you for not signaling’ thing when I realized what was up. I didn’t apologize, because they couldn’t hear me anyway.

Just said this elsewhere. WTF is with shoving the indicator in the bumper instead of anywhere remotely near where every driver on the planet is used to looking?

This is still infinitely better than the shitty Kia or whatever SUVs that have the turn indicators shoved in the bumper nowhere near the actual light cluster where every driver on the planet is trained to look.

Haha, you do you, man!

So this was totally inspired by that one episode of Lost In Space, wasn’t it?

Sounds great until you realize that by “butler” they mean it more like “wipe a rich 65 year old’s ass because they can’t figure out how to use the space toilet” and “clean up all the vomit from the walls when the passengers can’t handle microgravity.”

Wait, what’s this random thing about Derek Jeter? I’m not a huge baseball fan, but I just googled “Jeter Sandy Hook” and the only thing I can find is a few stories about him calling someone to offer condolences. Where did you find that he’s a conspiracy theorist on the matter?

The other day, my dog farted loudly, looked at her ass in surprise, then ran to the window and barked.

Ah, OK, I see what you’re saying, that’s a fair point. I was more talking about the general idea that you can just pop in a disc and play these days. Even after the install for a brand new game, you’re still stuck looking at the download screen. And if it’s a required patch, or a day-one patch that fixes major issues,…

If anything, I think Bolton would be even MORE pissed off that he missed out on fucking with Iran. It’s like always proposing a certain lunch spot with your coworkers and getting shot down, then seeing them there a couple weeks after you’re fired.

Almost as good as OJ’s “If I did it”