Well, the end result is the pythons inherit the earth.

Yeah, what a burden to have to worry about skirting tax laws while all your expenses are comfortably paid. It must really suck not having to float a bill and tacking on a late fee to make sure you have enough money to eat until next Friday. I really feel bad for all the people who have to worry about this quarter’s…

Thanks for the additional info.

Agreed. Honestly, a while back I started going to Splinter more because Jez wasn’t publishing as much political content. Now I hope the pendulum swings back. I’m also grey on The Root, but I’ll be going there more as well. It’s just that Splinter had a much more straightforward political (albeit liberal, snarky,…

Oh god, that was a terrible typo. I know you’re not a minor, Vodka! I meant to say “you’re a minor example” as in I doubt it had a lot of impact on people. It’s a good thing you didn’t take up the habit, though!

I mean I guess it’s a good thing it worked on some people, but just like the war on drugs, I suspect you’re a minor. We laughed at “I’m not chicken, you’re a TURKEY!” The D.A.R.E. program introduced a bunch of kids in my class to “wow, there’s drugs we haven’t even heard of?!”

So, regardless of your opinion of vaping, quick reminder that the Truth Initiative (with their toothless, shitty commercials) was founded by the tobacco industry because of the whole “lying and killing people with cigarettes” thing. I guess that’s to say, pardon me if them being involved in an anti-vaping campaign…

Apply over at Splinter!

Gee, an extremely limited inquiry that had DOJ-sponsored interference at every corner, what could have possibly gone wrong with THAT?

Honestly, I spent a lot of time eye-rolling in the comments. And a shared amount of time eye-rolling at the semi-regular hot take comments that were shit. But, I still hit Splinter every day because it was one of the few sites I regularly visit that kept up with the news cycle in a pretty reasonable manner. I’m sure…

Oh well, I’m President!

I say garnish her wages, her bank accounts

so-called progressives who don’t know how stamps work

scientists in China have begun to breed massive hogs

And Kim Jong Un.

The administrative turnover is probably a trick he learned a long time ago to prevent any boards of directors from ousting him from his various failing companies.

Also, Shifty Schiff! He must have needed a smoke and a nap after that one.

He did the same thing with “fake news” 1,000 years ago during the campaign when people first started calling out the Russian content mills and alt-right web sites. And it worked incredibly well, so he does it with everything now.

Wait until the proceedings actually start.

The Trumps really are the Bluths, aren’t they?