I want Nancy to recruit Phil Anselmo for her next letter.

Anyone up for creating a bot that just tweets this at her all day?

This isn’t a hunch, this is something studied and backed by evidence from political science.

Still looks like a dick without the ‘hat.’ They come in all shapes and sizes, you know.

Birds Aren’t Real.

And a couple of 15-dollar-an-hour ICE agents.

They do. They choose not to.

I like that this morning’s tweet uses Zuck’s forced perspective photo tricks against him:

Also, it might come as a yuge surprise to that moron, but automakers *gasp* sell vehicles outside the U.S. To places like Europe and even *double gasp* “Gina,” both tiny little places who have stricter regulations than the U.S. 

Oh well, might as well just vote for Trump then.

Many years ago in college, we had a Giada drinking game where one of the rules was taking a drink when she over-pronounced something. Lots of people couldn’t last an episode....

If you really want to get your affected pronunciation hackles up, watch Giada say words on Food Network.

Well, your Craigslist ad will be competing for space with all the ads his campaign puts out to hire seat fillers.

Heh, because the rest of Splinter rigorously adheres to AP style. Love you guys, but come on.

Wasn’t there also a rumor that her youngest was actually one of the girls’ kids that she claimed as her own to avoid scandal? Which one of the girls is the abstinence only advocate that can’t stop getting knocked up?

Well, there’s an interesting correlation in your gun example - from what it looks like, this isn’t a “ban all vapes,” just “ban flavored vapes.” So the comparison to gun regulation is quite apt.

Jesus CHRIST, man! There’s just some things you don’t talk about in public!

amounts to nothing more than “government doing stuff Republicans don’t like.”