See also: “stable,” “genius,” “good looking.”

The framing of that photo makes it look like he has a glorious, back-of-head-only mullet.

They’re anti-everything not rich, white, cisgendered male. It would be a long list in every article. At this point it’s more than established.

How do we know if a claim of human rights is true? What happens when rights conflict?

Well I, for one, have never been more chuffed to add my personal information to a government database

I would actually watch this movie if it was done like this Herzog penguin scene:

If I barged into my boss’s office insisting I was stable, I’d get a polite smile and nod, and then a visit from HR and building security with a note that they’d be sending a box of my things in the mail within 20 business days.

When the great annals of history are written, surely they will look to the long-lost Splinter comment section to declare, “Tomato was right all along.”

I can’t say that I’ve ever seen a motorcycle helmet)

That’s why I always carry an extra 20-30lbs and a beard. I can get away with ANYTHING.

No, birds are fowl.

“Children, it is 17:00 of the clock, time to gather for your daily slice of boiled turnip.”

There was a line of rubber finger puppet toys in the 90s called “Boglins.” He looks like one of those.

why don’t any Republican politicians proudly proclaim “I’m a Luddite and proud of it!”

“Young man, if you don’t appear before us before the count of three, I swear there will be consequences! Onnnnneeeee..... Twoooooooo.... Thhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeee - you better get over here before I stop counting! eeeeeeeeeeeeee..... I’m telling you, you don’t want me to finish counting!…

There are still fucking people alive who were in camps! This is not up for debate, there’s no need for ‘evidence.’ It’s not exactly a fucking archaeological dig when you can literally interview Holocaust survivors.

It’s almost like he doesn’t understand that there are costs associated with doing any of these things, that the fuel isn’t free, the tanks don’t teleport in and out for free, the cops working the crowds don’t do it for free... Etc, etc, etc. But it’s all entirely unsurprising, isn’t it?

Not that I’m surprised, but that’s the part that made me shake my head (this time around, anyway). They’re not honoring the agreement you called a “terrible deal,” violated, and walked away from? Ya don’t say!