Tucker973

6/25/19

Won’t someone please think of all the old, dead, white men?!

6/25/19

Simmer down, don’t start this trend. Imagine the Kinja humblebrags when someone does an award-winning theatrical production of Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.

6/25/19

See my other comment regarding the hand-wringing over stopping Iran from getting involved in nukes and terrorism... They can’t fucking help themselves, can they? And apparently it’s just left to us to scream into a paper bag or something.

6/25/19

The U.S. request for Iran is very simple - No Nuclear Weapons and No Further Sponsoring of Terror!

6/21/19

Weirdly enough though, the most believable cards are usually VERY overpowered.

6/21/19

Ehhhh, if it looked anywhere near as fun or well done as the music levels from Rayman Legends I might be in. Give me a whole game of this, please:

6/21/19

Testing to see if his latest eightball is legit?

6/21/19

If he actually cared, it would probably be more like “How many people will this kill?” “Uh, weird question sir, but maybe around 150?” “Only 150? That’s not enough, not worth it. Call it off.”

6/21/19

OOOOOOO!! Delivered by HAND, you say?? What, did they walk it across the ocean? Did the staff not just slide it under the bathroom door like they usually do? It’s fucking hilarious the things this moron says with such a ridiculous sense of importance.

6/21/19

As always...

6/21/19

One time I was in a job with an absolute terror of a boss. The rumor had it that even upper management was afraid of her, which is why they just waited for her to leave of her own accord. On her last day, after she left, the director of HR came over with a handful of petty cash and told our team to enjoy ourselves at…

6/21/19

OK, I fucking hate all of these people, but this is some disingenuous bullshit:

6/21/19

What do you mean, Betsy DeVos cares deeply about kids.*

6/21/19

The Valerie Plame affair wasn’t the administration trying to discredit the intelligence community, it was a warning for them to stay in their lane and play ball. And they did.

6/21/19

You had to Google Dan Quayle? Damn. Did you also have to Google how to spell “potatoe?”

6/21/19

Also, wouldn’t “accept the ambiguity” include “huh, maybe the official story was pretty much what happened?”

6/21/19

Let’s set almost everything else aside for a moment. For someone who doesn’t want to come across as “Mr. Conspiracy,” dropping fuckin’ MKULTRA in there as some kind of nebulous connection to the Manson case is a pretty goddamn huge red flag...

6/20/19

“Ohhh, so now you want SHOWERS in the concentration camps? Well, you got us, libs. We can certainly arrange that....”

6/20/19

Like, Warren’s key talking from before she was even running has ALWAYS been “break up the banks” (and I’ll add has extensive policy proposals in that regard), so I’m not sure it’s terribly smart to go after her on that very specific point. She was literally part of TARP oversight screaming to anyone who would listen…

6/20/19

There’s also the little inconvenient fact that people - and specifically children - are ACTUALLY DYING in these camps due to institutionally supported neglect, so...