OK, look, I get it. Internal turmoil! Soap opera antics in the office! Many chances to grumble in the building and on Twitter! But... seriously? Only Dennis from The Vane threw something up after the Tommy/Max story went up at noon? Hell, if I got the afternoon off every time someone at the upper level of my company…
So, I haven't played Five Nights at Freddy's, but I keep seeing the screenshots. And when my dog did this to her new stuffed bear toy, I couldn't help but think of all the screenshots I've been seeing. While trying to take a picture of poor Horror Bear, she obliged me with an equally horrific pose. Five Nights At…
I've been trying to write more again lately, and I got drunk after spending some time with a new lady friend, so here's a stupid bunch of personal shit I'll probably ultimately edit out of my memoir.
So, the other night I was idly participating in the new mating ritual of mechanically swiping left and right, when this happened. "There's no one new around you."
Well, I've come across some issues with this newfangled newsfeed, and heard other people complaining about timeliness and this concept of "everything" not actually being on the newsfeed. So, I figured I'd give a shot at asking what was up.
UPDATE 1: First Touchdown
UPDATE 2: I killed Mark Sanchez
UPDATE 3: No contest 31-7 win over Philly
I was inspired by a comment thread I started on the post about the cartridge format...
Hey, who remembers this story about the bear with his head stuck in a cookie jar from yesterday?
So this thread on the Goodbye John post got me thinking... Most of us have seen almost the entirety of the Gawker staff come and go. Yet it's pretty rare that one of the commentariat jumps ship. I say we celebrate ourselves for sticking around, and even using the new Kinja in spite of ourselves! Hell, didn't Denton…
This week has been an absolute carnival of bullshit, and for some reason I reached back and relieved the pressure with this:
I really wish I could say more... but then again employment status both former and current kind of prevent me from doing so....
Hello, I haven't posted here since the latest several Kinja updates, so I don't even know if this will go anywhere. Anyway, I felt like wearing down the keyboard a bit and decided to yell into the void.
OK, little help here, but are my comments in this thread sexist and I'm completely oblivious, or is the person going batshit insane on me the crazy one? Please, someone tell me I was being reasonable. I am definitely NOT pro-guys-watching-porn-in-Starbucks and am definitely pro-telling-people-off, but my point was…
...and there I was, late on a Friday night, arguing with strangers on the Internet. I'm going to pretend that this is a symptom, and not a cause, of being single. Night, all!
Ah, I've been waiting for this take on the Megan Phelps thing. I'll open myself up to potential crotch-punches because I know he's a love-him-hate-him kind of guy, but I love Kevin Smith. And he's been sparring with Megan Phelps specifically for a long time, and considering Red State is basically a huge shit on the…
Just spent a day with a friend of about 10 years, who I had an on-and-off sort of interest in, who asked me a few weeks ago why I never made a move on her and if I would be interested in dating friends. My response was that a) I did make a move, referencing 'that party on the beach when we made out' a few years ago,…
Hi, new here, someone suggested I stop by. As my intro, I offer this: I've been trying the online dating thing for the first time recently. I posit that the refresh button has become the new waiting-next-to-the-phone [most of us] went through in high school. For those of us who went to high school before text…
