I was expecting some accidents, things that happen unexpectedly and generally beyond anyone's control.

The people charged with keeping us safe cannot distinguish the difference between a toy robot and a bomb.

@Manly McBeeferton: "Look, this. This miniture bread, it like... I've been working with this now for about half an hour and i can't figure out... let's say I wanted a bite, right."

@Beardstorming: Houston. We have a porblem.

That is why every good American should know how to tap S.O.S.

@franco1975 [Troll ]: Great point. And why even lock the door.

@tucker augie'ben'doggy: And by the way...

@oneninesevenfour: That's not the point.

@radarskiy: You are wrong. Said "agency" did not do that.

@bustedchain: That's really funny. I never thought about St. Peter having anything but a welcoming attitude when you got there.

It's just Twitter.

@haodamao: Hey! We could invent something here.

Sucks to be the other guy. He's got an empty bottle of Gin with some soggy Altoids in the bottom.

@R3D-F0X: Give that man a cigar!

@paddyirish: I'm not saying you're wrong, but I will say this...

Attention! Attention everyone.

When is Google going to put their own bird up there?

This makes me think of those scenes in the Matrix, where giant farms of humans are used for electricity.

What does it take to get a good pat down around here?

I don't want my last moment on Earth to be getting trampled in a Walmart parking lot over a copy of Chicken Blaster.