Thank you Tesla for your many gifts.

How long until all my plugins are compatible?

He's probably going to sue the driver.

Of all the reasons why I don't do shrooms anymore, that's one of them.

1) SHOPPING: buy Stouffers french bread pizza.

They should have called it:

I have just two words:

Angry birds, I get it.

It may not be a lube but it will make things stop squeaking, temporarily.

And now it's in me

Spam

@Jakm777: Obviously you have a problem understanding the need for emphasis on certain words and / or phrases, I mean phrases.

Wow, they're really lucky no one was hurt. A whipping snapped power line can cut a human in half.

No. 8: the Green Cabbage

@Branden Kerr: They have given away my secret

My submission.

@rjwe87: Me lucky charms

#8 A bag of weed.

The phrase "appetite for destruction" comes to mind. This is a great picture. I'm glad no one died, but still, I think we all like to see things go boom.

Now just attach a Fresnel magnifying glass in front of it and you're done!