A real editor would have given a different headline:

I knew this rat that could make really good french cuisine.

@FriarNurgle: No no no I said the bl... BOOM!

@B@tM@n: "I'm still open to sticking with iOS-but convince me"

@B@tM@n: Pick your poison.

"A shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist."

The sequel, "An Act of Bob"

@jetRink: Thanks for the tip! I'll be watching that.

I doubt it.

@dogcow: you and funk have complimentary avatars

@funkotronic: you and dogcow have complimentary avatars

@turbo steve: perhaps you bumped your head. you're seeing stars.

@dogcow: you and funk have complimentary avatars

@dogcow: you and funk have complimentary avatoars

I climbed to the top of a 1000 foot radio tower in high school.

Can someone give me a summary of what has happened in the last 2-3 hours?

I've decided not to watch this one.

@Caturday Yet?: I agree, Newman is epic.

All I know is, anytime someone catches me watching porn in their living room, I never threaten them with a knife.

@Unholy_Hero: Yahtzee!