I accidentally bought the book, "How to Choose the Right School for Dummies" instead of "How to Choose the Right School, for Dummies".

@milessio: Bingo!

@hawkeye18: One reason is that later in the movie, Luke is mocking the warden and repeats what the warden says incorrectly and puts an "a" in there.

@bananas!: Well, I'm going to see Dr. Dick Chop and get me nads tied.

@RomanForest: Because it was not totally the pilot's fault. The pilot will have to pay his own bills or deductible, and the RC guy will have to do the same.

Sure there's plenty of blame to go around, but pilots are so used to following rules so well, that they tend to think they are correct more frequently than they really are. I'm not surprised the pilot forums are supporting the pilot.

@hawkeye18: I'm so glad you correctly left out the article "a" that so many people put in that quote.

@Agentmage2012: Oh jeez, you just reminded me of that horrible scene in Minority Report.

@PrincessOfPower: Use it in a sentence? OK.

@minorfall.majorlift: Yep, 99% of the time, that's the problem. The dude just needs a bigger condom. Happens ALL the time.

Today, I learned a new word: douchenozzle.

I once heard a Dr. Laura call where the caller was upset because her husband cheated on her and then left her with 5 kids.

@PN - goopplesoft: Actually, it makes you go blind.

@DrakeDatsun: That's the best part about OCD - once you do it, you feel SO much better.

The solution to rising sea levels is an island?

@PN - goopplesoft: Resistance is futile.

@mikeman06: It's like a video game

I need a brain implant that can read QR codes just by looking at them.

@KillerBee: First, think of IM as a computer application. You have a means to instantly communicate with people using your keyboard, in real time, but without having to stop doing other things as you might have to do with a phone call. Phone calls are just intrusive. You can easily have more than one conversation…

@SSRPaulO: You missed the meeting. We all agreed that this item should be posted annually for all time.