I love scale comparisons. Always fun.

What will he do when one of those tires goes flat?

@slotter: OMG. A moment of clarity! You're right, I was in a fog of denial.

@armadillo: In my original comment, I only meant the people would remember the who, as in what their name was.

@Sean Harrington: How do you know that he is not zipping?

@isacloud: But how quickly could you answer the question, who was your first? Compared with how quickly you could answer, who was your fifth?

@Joseph Paul Johnston II: Actually, not even close. there are some dudes with thousands of heart clicks. But my avatar has been a fascinating experiment.

So the title of this post should be "The Equivalent" of Supercomputing on an Android Phone?

@haughtytotty: Yes, I should have put more emphasis on the "who" part.

For those commenters mentioning "wet dreams", I don't really think wet dreams should count.

I think the real problem is the lack of clarity on what a "sex object" is. There is no clear definition. Does being a sex object mean you are slutty? Or does it just mean that you are desirable? Does being a sex object mean you can viewed as nothing else?

You will ALWAYS remember who your first time was with. Just remember that when you make the big decision.

@XianZhuXuande: How big is your monitor?

You don't have to foil your whole house. Just wear a foil hat.

Does this help?

Good idea, but a little impractical.

@Wrathernaut: Bing!

Web app developer, multi monitors are a must. Right now I have 2, but I plan on getting 3, perhaps 4.

Awesome. Gonna buy some for my kids.

@WidescreenJohn: I know, sounds crazy.