Ooooh so *that’s* how you evolve Eevee into its Ghost-type!

So a dude with more money than most people see in their lives chose to take advantage of economically-disadvantaged individuals for the sake of some anti-Semitic “humor,” and is now surprised that there are consequences that go with that kind of behavior.

Got it.

Having read some of the comments on the previous article…

I mean, not surprising. You can be an idiot on the internet all you want. We’re all dicks sometime. But once you regularly start going, “Hey, lets see how racist and shitty I can be,” even in the context of something like Fiverr, you’re doing it wrong. Everybody’s trolled before. It’s an internet rite of passage.…

That’s fucking adorable.

Now if someone could just disconnect me into a pretty pink puff of smoke before the world crashes and burns...

Takara also could not provide a Red Cross sticker for their Transformers Masterpiece Ratchet figure. But they cheated a bit:

Online is the reason many people have changed from piracy to being legit. It’s a better anti-piracy method than denuvo and shit.

Yes! Or just make it crazy frustrating, make every Pokemon extremely prone to running and with a super low capture rate.

The butthurt of piracy is strong in this post.

Amateurs. Everyone knows that if you’re going to pirate a game, you don’t do it on your primary system with your actual account, nor do you take that shit online.

Years ago I did something similar... Trust me, you don’t make the same stupid mistake again. At least, I don’t. I stay on the straight and narrow now and don’t suffer bans, permanent or temporary anymore. It’s just SO not worth it.

There’s a reason patience is an admirable virtue. It just takes one thing we are all…

I thought Rule #1 of pirating software was to prevent that software from ever accessing the Internet. They deserve to be banned just for being stupid.

Good.

Salt farming after a banwave in pretty much any game is literally my favorite type of Kotaku article. Nothing is sweeter than people who knowingly and willingly did something they knew could get them in trouble entitledly screaming about getting in trouble.

Now, I have a bit of a mixed opinion of piracy and such, so I’m not totally against it, I’ll admit.

Nintendo doesn’t want scumbags as customers. It’s quite clear, and justified.

It’s so rare that a story brings everyone together.