Bobby Fischer has some things he'd like to tell you about the Jews.

It actually did start with a guy on the /pol/ board claiming to be a member of the FBI who reached deep into his conscience and leaked the "secret pedophilia code words" in the Podesta emails (which were basically just extrapolated from an old joke where people on /b/ would talk about "CP" and claim the letters…

Please god, let us have another Mouse & the Mask album.

Jenna's blonde as a sunrise
Hot as the sun
Bright as the shining sun

I dunno, he does invoke Bingbong's name a lot in his speeches.

Death pool, what a brother know?

I get a surprising amount of mileage from "God, you must smell like feet wrapped in leathery, burnt bacon."

Could've been that Upright Citizens Brigade (?) sketch where the guy claims he had the titular line in Star Wars.

SMOKE.

♫ The life of the wife is ended by the knife ♫

Well, it's not like the alternative (Mike "Man Wants a Penetrator, I'll Start the Generator" Pence) is any better.

I'm in a state.

I'll be honest, I believed the same thing until I actually looked into what scientific studies have proven. Marijuana actually doesn't impair driving that significantly. It's definitely not the hazard anything else might be.

I opened my window and yelled out, "HOW COULD THEY DO THIS TO NORM MACDONALD?"

Hope lost his head and got off on alligators
Somebody's leaving peanuts on the curbins for a
White elephant escaped from the zoo with love
Goes to show you what a moon can do

He must've had a real ugly falling-out with Dr. Quest, judging by how strong he's pulled against LGBT rights.

THE. CAT. HAS. YOUR. PIPE.

Especially the long reveal of head geisha Garfield with the bottle of furniture polish.

YOU CANNOT EAT A PURSE

Specifically, "nude overweight man in full-body Garfield warrior paint lifting a pile of earthworms off the ground that once was Jon Arbuckle and screaming into the void" graphic.