You might like Ty Segall.
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I did the same thing with "Find the River" when my grandmother died after a rather long, slow decline that left a previously energetic, outgoing woman confined to a couch for the last three years of her life. There's a special quality in the whole album that really speaks to you at the lowest points in life, isn't…

I'm gonna live forever! HA HAAAA!

And unfortunately, they're not that wrong.

Remember the Tunguska event?

That's Montgomery Clift, honey.

"Life" by Des'ree would like to have a few, specifically: "I don't want to see a ghost / It's a sight that I fear most / I'd rather have a piece of toast"

Ironic that Affleck is the one yelling racist when he's the one who almost got a black man's show taken off the air because he didn't want to admit he had slave-owning ancestors.

It's always the people that complain the loudest about how the youth of today are just too sensitive to make good jokes that get way too up in arms when they make a bad joke that gets a bad reaction. As if there's no possible reason that could've landed flat other than the goddamn kids these days and their…

Really, the one thing in common with seemingly every person giving a political opinion to a widespread populace is that every single one is preaching to the choir. No one's really trying to see the other side as people with legitimate reasons to believe what they believe, it's just that the host is right and everyone…

Didn't Colbert interview most of the Republican candidates for president (including Trump) and Bill O'Reilly during the first couple of months he was on the air? Hell, I think he even had Jeb! on in his first week.

Considering that mainstream Republicans were the ones that "leaked" the video in protest to Milo being the keynote speaker at CPAC, I really don't think Maher had anything at all to do with it.

Ask your local sexy Einstein to explain it for you.

Just remember to zig a couple times to keep 'em guessing.

He was all on board with "Kick Out the Jams" until he realized that "jam" is not the slur he thought it was.

Not just absurd, but physically impossible because Richard Wright's been dead for years.

I grew up in Las Vegas. One day, as I was walking home from school, a church van threw a box of Chick tracts into the gutter in front of a Walgreen's. That was my introduction to the Wonderful World of Chick.

RICK HAS NO IMMUNE SYSTEM

Sid Hoffrenchman.

I don't think you've ever actually seen a liberal before if this is what you think we believe. We're not a pack of Crowleyites devouring the moral fiber of the land chanting "Do as thou wilt". I'm fairly sure you could count the number of people who actually behave like that without breaching single digits.