I swear to god, those were my grandmother's actual burial wishes. She lived in Hawaii while Magnum P.I. was being filmed and mentioned it constantly in the years after. Unfortunately, when the time came, we were never able to get ahold of Mr. Selleck (or find him).

I honestly find it funny that people actually think that adding a woman-driven show will dilute the brand of the network responsible for giving the world Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil.

Nielsen qualifies it as its own separate network.

It's great stuff.

I dunno, Nirvana is a very popular t-shirt brand among the youths.

Do you like sulfur?

Grease 2: Keep It Greasy So It'll Go Down Easy

Call it the Bill Cosby effect. People won't believe something they don't really want to unless you've got at least 40 examples of that thing happening to back you up.

"I'm gonna live forever! Ha haaa!"

As far as I'm concerned, the best Linklater movie for the summer is Slacker.

"Hello, I'm Leslie Monster and this is Nightline."

The book was a comedy. The movie was a tragedy.

Uzumaki is ridiculously good.

MAN IS THE ANIMAL

Most of the cast have been regulars on Adult Swim programs (especially H. Jon Benjamin), and the show's creator has worked with Adult Swim from the very beginning (Home Movies and Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil). I'd call it an Adult Swim program (honorarily at least).

Can we have a picture of Angela Lansbury?

The full story is that the guy used to record at home but he was too nervous to sing around his family, so he'd take the family car out to some Wal-Mart parking lot somewhere and record his albums alone in the backseat, singing to the car seat headrests.

Don't forget:

I'll find my frog

Twelve.