He had a stipulation in his will that they not be published for 50 years after his death.

Next leap year, god willing.

Or, simultaneously, the Michael Flatley crowd.

It's actually "Nail me to my car and I'll show you who you are".

"Sweet Thing/Candidate/Sweet Thing (Reprise)" is criminally underrated.

IIRC, he played it for Warhol and then they both sat in awkward silence until Andy mumbled, "I really like your shoes…"

Shoot. That was my last quarter.

Wumbology? It's first grade!

Plus he's got that whole internet comedy coffee car thing going for him.