Personally I'd still like to see that. The idea of seeing Violet Beauregard go to town on Dane Cook is perverse enough to merit existence on its own merits.

Holy crap I actually thought the line *was* 'Starbucks lovers'.

As long as they don't talk about wars, apparently.

I don't even like him, but I believe this is the appropriate response to such articles: https://youtu.be/9JqJDRkKlt…