How to start your day like Mocena:

“very important to me to admit I’ve made a mistake, and without fuss.”

Yeah, I feel bad for participating in the pile on here. This dress may not be super-successful as fashion, but at the risk of sounding like an old biddy, *this never would have happened in the olden days of Jez*. Harumph. This kind of borderline body shaming would have been smacked down, for better or for worse. Yes,…

Haha, “THE CREATURE THUS BE FOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMED!!!!!”

SO mad they’re cancelling this still-hilarious show. They won’t end the Simpsons’ suffering and finally let it just go away, but they’ll inexplicably axe this show even while its creators are still publicly claiming to enjoy/wish-to-continue making it.

ATHF i…

This is insane.

My four nieces live with me. I have never thought about this. It is trash. It goes in the trash can. A properly wrapped diaper just ain't that bad.

What kind of pediatrician’s office doesn't have a place to dispose of diapers? Seriously?

Directly at the first person who complains about me changing the kid in public.

He shot people for not singing to his ghost? I don’t get it.

The most offensive part of this story is that it took 40 minutes to make 3 pancakes at a diner. A DINER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT A DINER IS?! That's a goddamn travesty.

“But if TMZ is to be believed”.... Yes, they’re not the bulwark of journalistic integrity Gawker is....

Just as native speakers of English still manage to write lots of errors, so do native Spanish speakers. A trained translator is not the same as a native speaker. Nice snark though.

Wait but it wasn't addressed that Tracee Ellis Ross apologized profusely to Tyga with NO mention of Chris Brown ?! Is the another level of shade!? I have to know I've been waiting all week for this!!!

I studied assisted reproductive technologies in law school, and this is precisely the kind of scenario we discussed in our hypotheticals. There is literally no legal precedent for this case, anywhere. It’s completely uncharted territory. On the one hand, Shepherd’s position isn’t nuts: she has no genetic relation to…

Biased in favor of... facts?

Laura Prepon was cute until I found out she was stupid.

HOLY SHIT IT’S MY DOG YOU GUYS THAT’S MY DOG!!!

Before anyone shows up to complain about how ridiculous it seems that the Satanic Temple are the ones filing these lawsuits, I’d like to point out that this is simply how ridiculous our country is.

It’s a shame that the ACLU declined to assist them.

I’m so tired of people bringing their dogs everywhere. YOUR DOG DOESN’T WANT TO GO TO THE MALL.

The turtle likely peed all over Usher. That is a small amount of solace.