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So it’s worse than beating your wife, but not as bad as beating your wife but being caught on tape.

That 72 hour wait is ridiculously condescending. Like, imagine if it were state law to wait that long for all major decisions. Will you marry me in 72 hours? I’m sorry sir, you cannot buy this camri until you’ve waited 72 hours. We need you to think over your vote for 72 hours. That haircut will need 72 hours of

25 years I have worked as a single mother and a firefighter.....God the stories I could tell about the double standard. She is grown, gone and on her own, but I still have to put up with the Brotherhood of Man.

We can chalk this up to a larger societal problem, which is how Americans work themselves to death and sacrifice everything to appear busy. This “cult of busy” rewards people for boasting about how tired they are and why. Downtime and vacations are a dirty word in corporate America and despite how busy we are, we

I’m shocked at how little she is paid. Having to disrupt your kid’s schedule and have pictures of them all over the place doesn’t seem worth it for just a few hundred bucks over the course of a year. Even if she was working fulltime this would just translate into around $60k/year.

Lovato’s response to this tattoo artist was epic:

The apple (bottom? are we still referring to women’s bums as various types of fruit?)

Gross. They mention in the Indian Country Today article that many of them will stay and take the shitty treatment because they need the job. I recently watched Reel Injun on Netflix, and it’s appalling that Hollywood can still get away with such blatant disrespect and racism. But people will tell them “Lighten up!

File under “not an excuse, but a probable explanation”:

I can't ever hear Steely Dan without thinking of this. I like Steely Dan because I'm a 30 year old woman who is probably also a little bit of a Steely Dad, but they are forever tied to Clementine in my head.

Why a "[sic]" for "pores" there? That's the correct usage.

Drugs lost to caffeine in last year's bracket (also I assume that's why drugs and alcohol are not represented here), so...apparently Jezebel readers are a bunch of goddamn squares

Watching a Drunk Girl Yell at Her Boyfriend is, fingers crossed, the Cinderella story of Jezebel's March Madness. Really hoping it can go the distance.

I get why we are supposed to think he was/is a douche. What I don't get it why it's ok for an airline to tell you what you are wearing is inappropriate and cause you to miss your flight because of it.

I am kind of surprised at the responses to this article. What I want to say is "Fuck Southwest for trying to be a moral compass of any kind. I don't need a gate agent monitoring my clothing choices for appropriateness". But what I am hoping is that someone will come in and rationally explain to me why it was ok for

Mrs. Kasha Davis seems sweet & talented. I wish her luck on RPDR! However, can we talk about last night's episode???

I find Amber Rose a tad boring. That is all.

I like how girl on the right's hair wasn't long enough for the photographer, so he had to be like "Tilt your head back...no more...yes keep sticking your ass out at the same time...okay good." But from the back it looks like she has a stumpy neck.

Is that really a thing? White people touching black people's hair? I can't imagine ever doing that to another adult. I don't get people.