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Who stuck Matt Damon’s face on a very large thumb?

His cosmetic surgeon removed the hair follicles in the back to implant on top of his bald head

My ideals ALCS involves the Red Sox, the Yankees and a meteor.

I don’t know. Do .gifs lie?

Remarkably stupid comment, thank you.

Au contraire. His style could improve with a little more help from denise and less from de arms.

A tennis player named...Tennys?

What made that moment even more epic was that that was probably Bortles’s best play in the whole game before the swat which in turn felt inhuman. From a certain angle it legitimately looks like Gilmore is floating before he hits the ball away.

“Jokes on you, Robby. My wife has a nut allergy, which is why we can’t even have sex anymore.”

And actually, so is Rondo. Worrying but true.

I see both points of view here.

But if you’re skipping the contents of the game, you’re not really playing it, are you?

How about just playing through the level and not cheating your way through the whole thing if you’re not a speed runner. Took me more than 20 tries but did it. And got the 100 jump rope moon on the first try.

That article says:

Since she is the queen of making up entire stories about people who don’t even know who she is, I’m betting he didn’t need to do anything to get her going.

Because Lena Dunham is an attention whore with no boundaries or apparent need for privacy.

Lena is insufferable. I’m not sad about this.

In his defense, I’m sure ESPN would hurl some gotcha questions at him, like “Which team do you want to win?” and “What sport is this?”

I’ll never forget the dunk contest where he dunked IN HIS SOCKS!! Nobody appreciated it and I was like goddamn do you know how freaking hard that is to do!?!?

Caught the game last night. The threes were fun, but I was equally impressed just by how hard he was playing. He was focused on defense, and was also doing the little stuff like racing over to any dude who fell to help them up. He’s obviously thrilled to be on the team, and was playing like he really wants to stick